Old man: It's dangerous to go alone, take this. *hands you sword*

tumblr Link: don't give me a weapon to protect myself, teach the enemies not to attack me!

brklynbreed:

The funny thing about introverts is once they feel comfortable with you, they can be the funniest, most enjoyable people to be around. It’s like a secret they feel comfortable sharing with you. Except, the secret is their personality.

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its-anselelgort:

my mac stopped working like a month ago and i was temporarily using my mom’s which barely works so thats why i haven’t posted much of my stuff lately but they finally fixed it so hopefully i’ll be a little bit more active

The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

(Source: nessajoybabe, via weliveandbreathewords)

the-angel-loves-waffles:

cassywinchestertheangel:

gallifrey-feels:

knitmeapony:

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allonnziii:

kellanium:

#probably the best explanation of a device in the tv history

This is literally my fourth or fifth time reblogging this.

It’s still hillarious.

One of my favorite lines

I kinda feel like the writers wrote this line specifically to drive the kind of fans who want to figure out how sci-fi tech would theoretically work crazy. They’re like “nope! We’re not going to give you any techno babble to tear apart or investigate or mull over to tell us how we’re doing it wrong, or how it compares in effectiveness to similar tech in other franchises.”

I also feel like this is one of those times when the TARDIS’s translation circuit just gave the fuck up. Like the ‘physics physics physics’ scene, where he is imparting secrets of the universe and the TARDIS is like THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THIS IN ENGLISH DAMN IT DOCTOR OH HELL FUCK IT.

OH MY GODS she TOTALLY edits his speech. I be he actually swears a fuckton but the TARDIS is like THERE ARE CHILDREN

you mean Jack Harkness?

Pretty much explains the 10th & 11th doctor’s speech patterns alot actually

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