this tumblr mass deletion thing is like the avengers infinity war of the internet
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ITS TIME TO STOP
City girls buy vibrators. Stone age girls make yabba-dabba do.
I wanna fucking yabba-dabba die
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[discovered]
[immediately mocked by scientists]
me as a discoveryHow can you not include the video?
THEY’RE ROASTING HIM
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Taken with my iPhone.
holy shit that’s insane
shark boy and lava girl
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adorably-confused-fallen-angel:
This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.
No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.
When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.
Important and vital
I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again
awwwww babies ;_; i hope everyone’s pets come home safe.
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The series of faces you make when someones messing with your butthole and you’re trying to figure out if you like it or not.
Laughed waaaay harder than I should have
Omfg stop
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my gf who has minimal knowledge of the Pokemon world likes to nickname my Pokemon for me
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
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Palestinian lady collects gas bombs fired by Israeli army. She grows flowers in these bombs.
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Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.
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